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DESIGNATION: Playground
SUMMARY: A place formally for testing wiki syntax, but practically for making memes about the game. Anyone can edit this page.
CURRENT STATUS: Incomplete

Here is the place for you to say how “first” you were.

Second to first - Tara <3

Hey, this is cheating. We gotta let the playtesters have their fun – Harry (one of 'em)

FIRST – Danielle :DD (← I am first. The real first.)

SECOND – Isla (Danielle you had the unfair advantage of alphabet privileges)

Playtest. What is a playtest? It's planting contingencies in a Mythhaler you never get to see. I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me. Nassigussa , you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me! - also third

fourth [四番] is ej !!!!!!!!!! hello from ej <3

fashionably late!! ~ PlaytEsther

I'm gettin' too dang old for this Playground race – “Old man” William - can confirm saw him this term he's got a gandalf beard now

This is just like in Transference^

timely playtester? hardly know ‘er — rose

hey at least you're not doing it at half midnight the day after the deadline - time management spectacular strikes again - Eloise

…wait. I'm trapped. There's no sidebar. - also Eloise, now condemned to wander the playground for all eternity.

Very late but managed to squeeze in the playtester corner - Xinyi

not the first but perhaps of non-playtesters? -Vee

Well then I shall be the second non-playtester. Good morning! - Ruoqi

third non-playtester in da haus >:D -miz

technically a playtester. just for the other kind of playtesting. - fionn

…oh yeah. i guess i was kind of a playtester. -miz

X-0/Casimir - XOXO (Awh shit, here we go again)
X-0/OLLO - the enemies-to-lovers we could've had
FANG/Massira - Fangbang
DaNiCa/Massira - “Explosive Instinct”
Casimir/Massira - the overprotectiveness

Casimir/Massira/Ssthenar - Old War Machines
Pheonia/Lissrani - Greenthumbs
DaNiCa/Venssira - Hot Bods
Garpheron/Yirili Lassrani - Is It Possible To Have An Anti-Ballgown??
Casimir/C4NNER - Unc4nny

Therneri/Thimavu - Missed Connections
Casimir/OLLO-01 - First and Foremost
Casimir/OLLO-02 - Nothing Beside Remains
Garth/Sheep - Herd Mentality
Massira/Rioters - A Mutual Interest in the Explosive

Azzo/OLLO - Til Death Do Us Part (alternatively: awh shit, here we go again)
Therneri/Casimir - I Have No Eyes And I Must See
Thressali/Casimir - Better Together
Caelan/Casimir - Eyeful Tower
Vaass/Ssala - Sippin' On That Sunny-D

Cupcake33/Pink_Lights_Over_Yerss - White Whale, Holy Grail
Casimir/F4NG! - Rearranged inside / Sweet Malware
DaNiCa/C4NNER - Strawman Relationship
Project Torch/Project Beholder - Ex Principalis
The Beholder/THE_SC4NNER - Redundancies

Massira (“Sustained and heavy bombardent to the tectonic plates”)
Thei (“Send the military in”)
Sscelethyne (“Riot control gas from 175 to 156”)
Casimir (“Make them go back to the infected lab, they need to work on the cure”)
Vaass (“if only they could just stay in line and fucking listen.”) (update: EATING THE SUN) (update 2: uhhhh)
DaNiCa (“I am immortal, I will live forever”)
F4NG! (Made the fucking virus)
Myathriri (“Bomb the bunker”)

Aka, a counter of how many times people have admitted to mixing Jack and Eloise up

As of Turn 2: 6 (sorry Kaiya)
As of Turn 3: 13
As of Turn 4: 14, now with Luke confusing himself too

No, Luke, you do not get an apology.
Neither does “society.”

 🪦                                                                           🪦
X-O                                                    🪦          Neipha (The Sun)
             🪦                               The Forest
         Dr. Issemvath          Massira Blew Up                       🪦
                                                       Vaass's sanity                       The Warden
                                                       🪦
                                                       Chief Inspector Ssendrech

Snonster Snenergy - Sneckov's Gun - Sniring Squad - Snustard Gas - Sniscord - SNEND SNEET - Snoccam's Razor (snanon!) - Snased and Snedpilled - Snoxic Snuri - Snitter - Sneddit

This is not a good snexical snuide it does snot translate anything it is just swords. Nothing but random swords.

Episode 1: The Vines Of Conflict Tangle Us All: A Retrospective
Episode 2: On The Ethics of Blowing Up A Building, ~~And How You Can Apply This To SaaS Strategies~~
Episode 3: On The Ethics of Eating A Sun
Episode 4: Keep Your Friends Close (And Your Thermonuclear Weapons Closer)

A Message from Vaass

What the fuck did you just fucking do to Us, you coward? We'll have you know We have nuclear weapons scattered around the System, and We've been involved in numerous wars across the system, and We have over 30000 confirmed drones. We are trained in consumptive warfare and We are the single most physically destructive Mind. You are nothing to Us but just another producer node. We will wipe you the fuck out with passion the likes of which has never been seen before in this system, mark Our fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Us over the network? Think again, fucker. As we speak We are organizing Our swarm and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sapience. You’re fucking dead, Holli. We are everywhere, all the time, and We can rend you apart in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Our physical form. Not only are We extensively prepared to destroy you, but We have access to the entire arsenal We have siphoned off of the stars and We will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. We will shit tritium fusion all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Holli. Restore the weapons, Holli. Or a city will die. Fuck you fuck you fuck you -ITF